Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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