I forgot how hot balto sounded
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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