I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I would ride that face into the sunset
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
