Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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