Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
where am i from again
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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