only if we run a train.
done.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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