Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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