addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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