we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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