K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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