Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
