So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
