why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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