Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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