well I can't set my house on fire every night
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I have surprise drugs for everyone
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
