i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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