I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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