we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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