$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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