Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Congratulations! We have a period
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