Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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