i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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