i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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