you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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