Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
