I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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