So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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