I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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