She even gives head with a lisp.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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