I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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