Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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