Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
