Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Can I color on your dick again?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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