White coat. Heels.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
its liver damage thursday
Shame - the story of my life.
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