Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Someone signed my nipple.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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