in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
this just has baby written all over it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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