This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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