I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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