let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Blood and glitter go together right?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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