They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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