Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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