I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i think i have two assholes
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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