Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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