sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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