we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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