dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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