Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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