i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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