Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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