you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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