you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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