..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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