Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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