Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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