I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i now understand why vodka
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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