We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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