he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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