just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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