New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
